Me.

Hello everyone. just thought I would tell you what I think about myself. I am a big, fat, short, ignorant slob who can't pass an assessment after studying for it, getting the same percent as the time before. Those are ny thoughts about myself.

The legend of zelda: twighlight princess

Hello there. It's me again, and just wanted to tell you about a game I got at Christmas that I'm not that good at. It is a fun game. You control Link, an elf(I think, but just look at those ears! those look like an elf to me). Anyways, this guy has to deliver a sword, but got injured, or something. Then you take control of Link and coral some goats into a pen, then jump a couple of gates to get home and sleep. after that you wake up, do some jobs to get some rupees(cash in this game) and buy a slingshot for 30 rupees. After that, a wooden sword is delivered to your house, but a spider is on the vines to get up there, so you shoot it, it falls down and dies, you go up, and get a wooden sword! It isn't that great, but it's a weapon, right? So, you get to test your sword on a scarecrow, and make some fake wooden swords for some kids(I think Links a teenager) and they chase after a monkey, and get lost, so you kill enemies using your slingshot, sword, and light some stuff with a lantern you get for free. pretty good, right? So, you rescue the kid, who gets in trouble, and heard goats again, except there are more goats, and jump a fence to get out. You go to sleep, talk to a girl named Ilia, who is then kidnapped, after you get knocked unconscious. When you wake up, you try and rescue Ilia, but get into the shadow realm, and, this is the coolest part, you turn into a wolf! I find it kind of cool, personally, but, hey, not everybody's interested in an elf who becomes a wolf. so, your unconscious, wake up, as a wolf, in jail, and this strange creature helps you escape. Kind of weird, but, ok. so, you escape, climb up really high with the weird creature on your back, except to help you at points. Then, after much shadow enemy slaying, you find Princess Zelda! What the heck is she doing in the shadow realm!? You growl at her, not knowing who she is, but hey, you were supposed to deliver something to her, but don't know what she looks like, but you do know now. To be continued.

Card Games

Hello everybody. I'm here to talk about some new card games I've played lately. I have played Old Maid, Crazy 8's, and go fish. I have played old maid quite a bit, and think it is quite fun. The way you play is you take out 1 of the 4 queens and set it aside. Once that is done, you shuffle, cut, and deal the cards, and there shouldn't be an even amount of cards in each players hand, but their can be. The way the game starts is, once all the previous stuff is done, you put all your pairs out in front of you, one person takes a card at random from the player to their right, and put it in their hand. If it makes a pair, put the card you got and the card that it makes a pair with, and put them in front of you, and it keeps going like this until everybody except for 1 person has no cards, and the person with the 1 card has the leftover queen, and becomes the old Maid, losing. In crazy 8s, shuffle the whole deck, and deal 5 cards to each player if there are more then 2 players, and 7 cards if there are 2 players. Once the cards have been dealt, you take the top card and put it next to the deck, face up. Who ever is to the right of the dealer goes first, and must play a card of the same suit or number. for example, if there is a six of diamonds on top of the pile, you have to either play a diamond, or a six. The eights can be any suit, including the suit the eight already is, but who would do that? The game continues like this until 1 player has no cards left, and is declared the winner. I'm sure you all know how to play go fish, but just to make sure, I'll tell you. So, you shuffle and cut the deck, dealing 7 cards if there are 2 players, and 5 cards if there are more. once that has happened, you decide what house rules you will use. Our family has it so you have to get pairs, not books, or four of a kind, and if you run out of cards, you get dealt back in with three cards, also, if you draw what you asked for from someone, of from the deck, you get to go again. Thank you for reading. More card games to come.

Update!

Hello Everybody. I've got some good news referring to my file in Metroid Prime. In fact, spectacular news. I just got the most powerful beam in the game, the Plasma beam. I won't deny it, it was hard to get, but it was worth it. The Plasma beam can kill most enemies in one charge shot. In reference to my books, I have read the 10th book and am working on the 11th book in A series of unfortunate events, which is a little sad, but not as sad as something that happened a couple days ago. We had 2 rats, but one of them, Amidala, died a little while ago. It made me really sad. But I'm over it now. In fact, I have good news regarding .hack. I got from level 34, to 38 in one dungeon, in one half hour! I think thats amazing. I mean, I fought this really hard enemy called the holy eater. It has about 800 health, which was my Max at level 34, so it was really hard. It came in teams of 2, and thats not the coolest part! It can heal itself up! I know I should be ticked off that it can give it self more health, but I like it! It adds an extra challenge to it, and I liked that. In fact, I got myself a new weapon, the spin axe! It is 2 blades, enabling me to use a couple of other skills I can only use while I have the twin blades as my weapon, and those skills are pretty cool. Anyways, I have had a lot of fun playing Metroid prime and .hack, I love those games. In fact, there are 2 other Metroid Prime and .hack games, not including the series before the .hack game I have that is completely different. More updates to come, on 1 specific thing from now on.

Books I've been reading lately.

I have been reading many books lately, starting and finishing some series. I am in the process of reading "The series of Unfortunate Events", after just finishing the 9Th book in the series of 13, I have finished the first 4 books in the Guardians of Ga'hoole series. It is about a group of owls who join another group, all of the owls in the first group orphans. Their parents were all killed, or died one way or another. The get to the Ga'hoole tree to join and fight against the forces of evil, including Metal Beak, who is Soren, a Barn owl's big brother, Kludd. The group who joins the Guardians of Ga'hoole, consist of Soren, Glyfie, Twilight, and Digger. Soren is a Barn owl, Glyfie is an Elf owl, Twilight is a Great Gray owl, and Digger is a burrowing owl. In the first book, the owls join up and find Mrs. Plithiver, a blind nest snake. Once they all find Mrs. Plithiver is found, they journey to the Ga'hoole tree and get side tracked on the way. I have also read the tales of the odyssey. I have also read the Bartimeus trilogy, a series of books about a djinn, a demon who can use magic, not like magicians in real life do. His master is Nathaniel, a 12 year old apprentice, not supposed to have summoned Bartimeus. More to come.

Medtroid Prime Update!!

Update on Metroid Prime! I am incredibly far and just got myself something new! I got.....(drum roll) The Grapple Beam!!!!(Yeah!)(Wooh-hoo!)(Good Job!) Thank you, thank you. now, I bet you're wondering what it does, right? Well, It's quite simple. You hold the R button to look at grapple points, and should want there to not be any enemies because the enemies could knock you down. So, once there are no enemies, you hold the L button when looking at the grapple point, make sure the point is yellow, then lock on by holding L, and, voila! You lock on, extend your left arm out, launch a beam from your arm, and you start swinging! To switch grapple points, or stop swinging, hold the L button, and you will stop swinging on that grapple point, and can go onto others through the same process. If you wish to turn around, or move faster, using the control stick, press forward as you move forward, and backward as you move backward to gain momentum, and move faster, or press and hold left and right to turn. Once I got the grapple beam, I used it to go to a room I couldn't get to before, which allowed me through a door I knew about, but couldn't get to before. Once I got through there, I found out I had gone backwards, and proceeded to go through the Phazon mines in the same way. I have the missles, charge beam, wave beam, ice beam, super missles, wave buster, morph ball, bomb, boost ball, spider ball, power bomb, varia suit, and gravity suit. There is not much else I can get except for the Ice spreader, plasma beam, flamethrower, phazon suit and phazon beam. I'll blog more soon.

Metroid prime

Hello Again. I am here to tell you about metroid prime. Metroid Prime is part of the Metroid series, in which you control a female named Samus Aran. She has a special power suit, made by the Chozo, an ancient race of aliens.
In the beginning of Metroid Prime, Samus has gotten a distress call from nearby a planet named TallonIV. She goes to where the distress call came from, not knowing that it was from the space pirates, another race of aliens who killed her parents when she was much younger. You didn't actually think that she was alone from birth, did you? She is human. So, she heads to the distress call and you take control of her, and learn how to play. so you take down some force fields and find space pirates. Oh, crap. Luckily, most of them have been damaged, and either are, or are close to dieing, so they shouldn't give you much trouble, but you can still scan them.
Suddenly, a fully healthy space pirate will attack you. It will be slightly harder than the weakened ones. Then, you fight a parasite queen. It is protected by a force field that is easy to shoot through, but first you have to find a specific spot in the force field that you can shoot through. After doing enough damage to it, the force field will spin around, as it is also separated. After enough damage, the Parasite queen will die, and the space ship is going to explode in 7 minutes. Time to run.
You will kill more space pirates as you get out, but, as you are almost about to leave, suddenly, there is an explosion, and a lot of bad stuff happens. You lost several abilities you didn't really get to use, but to list them, you lost your Varia suit, missles, charge beam, morph ball, and bombs. Once you get out, you land on TallonIV, with hardly any abilities. It looks like you will have to gain them back to save the planet. More to come. All comments are welcome.

Kingdom hearts 2

Hello everybody, I would like to tell you about Kingdom hearts 2. It is a very fun game, very similar to the original kingdom hearts, but easier, and has a lot more special things you can do. You start off as Roxas, a regular teenager who doesn't know it, but has a special ability. He goes to a sandlot and picks one of three weapons that you can choose from. One of the weapons increases your attack by 1 point, another, defense, and the last, magic. after that, you learn more about the game, and start off with a fight against Seifer. when you win, you then see a strange creature that you follow to a strange mansion. You try to attack it, and fail. suddenly, you get the keyblade, not knowing what it is, and am able to kill the creature. After that, you go back to your friends and start working to get munny to go somewhere. The jobs are easy. One of them requires you to be on a skateboard, pressing the triangle button to deliver letters, which is quite similar. another requires you to hit a ball into the air and get munny. yet another has you hit a package up a hill to a garage, with as much time as needed. The faster you do it, the more munny you get.
More information later on. All comments are welcome.

Why am I so stinking low on the percentiles, dagnabbit?!?!?!?!?!?

Hey every body. I used to think I was tall, But i'm not! at 78.6 pounds and 4foot 11 and1/2, at 12 years of age, I am 10th percentile in weight and only 30th percentile in height!!! I knew I didn't weigh much, but 10th percentile?!?!?!?!? What the hell, man?
All comments are welcome.