And then there was 1!
5 years ago
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Shonen Jump
I love Shonen Jump. For me, there is nothing better than a fire, a cup of hot cacao, and the newest issue of Shonen Jump. Shonen Jump is one of the best magazines in the world. They have multiple types of manga that can appeal to most people. There are 8 different manga. They have most likely been turned into tv shows and made a little different, but they are mostly similar. They also feature contests, information on video games, and fan art, plus news about when new volumes of Shonen jump manga volumes will come out, and when the next issue will come out in stores. Being subscribed can be very good. For example, if you subscribe, not only do you save money, you can also get special sneak previews of tv shows. You also get issues of Shonen Jump earlier that other people.. Remember, they are sold for $5 at your local Safeway, and the newest issue is available the first Tuesday of the month.
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Munchkin dungeon
This is a story based on a game of munchkin. Don't try what you read at home, kids.
I started by bribing the GM with food, so he gave me a level. I took out a magic lamp just in case and kicked down the door. I found a level 1 maul rat behind the door with a little treasure. I kicked it and stomped it a bit and grabbed it's treasure. I found only a transferral potion in her treasure, but hey, it might be useful.
I watched my friend grab a tasty pie before he kicked down the door. He found the Level 10 Dopplegangsters behind the door The pie would be of no use, so he tried to run. He managed to get out of their quickly. I kicked down the door and found a bad donkey. I called the genie to make him vanish. I found a liquid wench and a flaming poison potion.
My comrade kicked down the door and found a a level 2 bunny, which he threw the pie at and kicked. He found some treasure that he didn't let me see. I kicked down the door and lost my armor, but I wasn't wearing any. So I took a look inside and found some dead sea trolls. Luckily, they didn't want to fight so I stuffed them in my pants.
My comrade kicked the door and found a Level 17 seven year lich. He ran away, and wasn't pursued. I kicked down the door and found a Level 16 fowl fiend. I tried to run, but failed, so it tried to take my head off, making me lose 2 levels. That really hurt. My comrade found another door and kicked it down while I had a headache. He found 3,872 level 10 orcs, and tried to run. He lost 3 levels, sending him to level 1 as well.
I took out my liquid wench and flaming poison potion, kicked down the door and found the orcs again, except they were risen from the dead.I failed to run away, and was stomped to death. My comrade kicked down a different door when I came back. He found a pack rat that offered to give him a treasure, but, since he took my Transferal potion, he sent it after me. I used my liquid wench to distract it as I kicked it in the face 4 times. I went up a level and found a casino that I managed to stuff in my pocket.
I drank a potion of general studliness to go up a level and took out my freezing explosive potion, along with my flaming poison potion. I kicked down the door and found a level 8 face sucker. I threw my potions at it to kill it. I found a hypnosis kit and a wand of dowsing. I found another magic lamp, and hypnotized the GM into giving me a level. My comrade found a door and kicked it down. We were hit with a smell worse that a thousand skunks. It turned out it was puke we were smelling because there was a pukachu in the room. He tried to run and got puked on.
I kicked down a new door and found a church, which made me a cleric. I decided to take Kali out of my backpack and make it vanish using my magic lamp. I took the treasure and gave the GM 1000 gold pieces, so he gave me a level. I put on an occasionally reliable amulet, took out some hot sauce and an electric radioactive acid potion, took the casino out of my backpack, and sold a rapier of unfairness to play. I ended up getting lucky enough to get the ability to invoke obscure rules and get a wishing ring. I invoked the obscure rules to go up a level.
My comrade thought it was unfair, but he kicked down a door, swearing under his breath. He found nothing but decided to take a better look. He didn't let me see what he found. I found what seemed like the hundredth door and kicked it down and found some level 4 harpies, which my comrade made under dressed, making them more powerful. I had them eat my pepper sauce, which gave me the chance to strangle them. I found the other ring and a staff of napalm, which I couldn't use.
My comrade found a new door and was turned to bones. He wanted to see what else there was and became a wizard. I found another door, wondering when the dungeon would end, and kicked it down. I found a level 13 redneck tree, which I threw my Electric Radioactive acid potion at, and killed. I found a magnificent hat that I put on, a two handed sword that only required one hand to hold, but had two hands of it's own, and a gentleman's club, which I held in my other real hand.
My comrade found yet another door and kicked it down. It was a typographical error. He checked to see if there was anything else and found something that immediately zapped me, getting me to level 8. I got to another door which I kicked down and found something that turned monsters into babies. I found something that allowed monsters from my backpack in to a fight.
My comrade found another door That he kicked down, getting a sword that monsters can use. He found something else as he went further inside, but he wouldn't let me see. I found a door that looked really familiar, and kicked it open. I didn't find anything special. I took a floating nose out of my backpack and killed it. I got a mace of sharpness, a restraining order, and some bells. I gave the bells to my friend, who had learned music, and forgotten magic when I gave the bells to him. I decided to be nice and make him human again.
He kicked open a new door, finding the IRS who demanded our income tax. He payed them with his bells, and I payed with my amulet. He found something else inside, But he didn't let me see. I kicked down another door and found squat. I looked further inside and found a stick figure. I gave my friend my staff, my wishing ring, and my restraining order.
He found another door, kicked it down and found a stoned golem. He waved to the golem and left. I found yet another door, and found some doctors who made me a gnome. I didn't like it, but, life goes on. I took a stick figure out of my backpack to fight against, and he sticked it to me because he thought I was a halfling. I still killed him and found the exit and left, leaving my partner behind.
Remember kids, don't try anything you just read, at home. It might hurt. Parents, make sure your kids don't get weapons and do anything they just read in this, because it could be hazardous to their health.
I started by bribing the GM with food, so he gave me a level. I took out a magic lamp just in case and kicked down the door. I found a level 1 maul rat behind the door with a little treasure. I kicked it and stomped it a bit and grabbed it's treasure. I found only a transferral potion in her treasure, but hey, it might be useful.
I watched my friend grab a tasty pie before he kicked down the door. He found the Level 10 Dopplegangsters behind the door The pie would be of no use, so he tried to run. He managed to get out of their quickly. I kicked down the door and found a bad donkey. I called the genie to make him vanish. I found a liquid wench and a flaming poison potion.
My comrade kicked down the door and found a a level 2 bunny, which he threw the pie at and kicked. He found some treasure that he didn't let me see. I kicked down the door and lost my armor, but I wasn't wearing any. So I took a look inside and found some dead sea trolls. Luckily, they didn't want to fight so I stuffed them in my pants.
My comrade kicked the door and found a Level 17 seven year lich. He ran away, and wasn't pursued. I kicked down the door and found a Level 16 fowl fiend. I tried to run, but failed, so it tried to take my head off, making me lose 2 levels. That really hurt. My comrade found another door and kicked it down while I had a headache. He found 3,872 level 10 orcs, and tried to run. He lost 3 levels, sending him to level 1 as well.
I took out my liquid wench and flaming poison potion, kicked down the door and found the orcs again, except they were risen from the dead.I failed to run away, and was stomped to death. My comrade kicked down a different door when I came back. He found a pack rat that offered to give him a treasure, but, since he took my Transferal potion, he sent it after me. I used my liquid wench to distract it as I kicked it in the face 4 times. I went up a level and found a casino that I managed to stuff in my pocket.
I drank a potion of general studliness to go up a level and took out my freezing explosive potion, along with my flaming poison potion. I kicked down the door and found a level 8 face sucker. I threw my potions at it to kill it. I found a hypnosis kit and a wand of dowsing. I found another magic lamp, and hypnotized the GM into giving me a level. My comrade found a door and kicked it down. We were hit with a smell worse that a thousand skunks. It turned out it was puke we were smelling because there was a pukachu in the room. He tried to run and got puked on.
I kicked down a new door and found a church, which made me a cleric. I decided to take Kali out of my backpack and make it vanish using my magic lamp. I took the treasure and gave the GM 1000 gold pieces, so he gave me a level. I put on an occasionally reliable amulet, took out some hot sauce and an electric radioactive acid potion, took the casino out of my backpack, and sold a rapier of unfairness to play. I ended up getting lucky enough to get the ability to invoke obscure rules and get a wishing ring. I invoked the obscure rules to go up a level.
My comrade thought it was unfair, but he kicked down a door, swearing under his breath. He found nothing but decided to take a better look. He didn't let me see what he found. I found what seemed like the hundredth door and kicked it down and found some level 4 harpies, which my comrade made under dressed, making them more powerful. I had them eat my pepper sauce, which gave me the chance to strangle them. I found the other ring and a staff of napalm, which I couldn't use.
My comrade found a new door and was turned to bones. He wanted to see what else there was and became a wizard. I found another door, wondering when the dungeon would end, and kicked it down. I found a level 13 redneck tree, which I threw my Electric Radioactive acid potion at, and killed. I found a magnificent hat that I put on, a two handed sword that only required one hand to hold, but had two hands of it's own, and a gentleman's club, which I held in my other real hand.
My comrade found yet another door and kicked it down. It was a typographical error. He checked to see if there was anything else and found something that immediately zapped me, getting me to level 8. I got to another door which I kicked down and found something that turned monsters into babies. I found something that allowed monsters from my backpack in to a fight.
My comrade found another door That he kicked down, getting a sword that monsters can use. He found something else as he went further inside, but he wouldn't let me see. I found a door that looked really familiar, and kicked it open. I didn't find anything special. I took a floating nose out of my backpack and killed it. I got a mace of sharpness, a restraining order, and some bells. I gave the bells to my friend, who had learned music, and forgotten magic when I gave the bells to him. I decided to be nice and make him human again.
He kicked open a new door, finding the IRS who demanded our income tax. He payed them with his bells, and I payed with my amulet. He found something else inside, But he didn't let me see. I kicked down another door and found squat. I looked further inside and found a stick figure. I gave my friend my staff, my wishing ring, and my restraining order.
He found another door, kicked it down and found a stoned golem. He waved to the golem and left. I found yet another door, and found some doctors who made me a gnome. I didn't like it, but, life goes on. I took a stick figure out of my backpack to fight against, and he sticked it to me because he thought I was a halfling. I still killed him and found the exit and left, leaving my partner behind.
Remember kids, don't try anything you just read, at home. It might hurt. Parents, make sure your kids don't get weapons and do anything they just read in this, because it could be hazardous to their health.
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