Double vision is quite bizarre, but I have stumped two more doctors!!!

Yeah, I am a medical mystery. I have double vision in both eyes, and it doesn't go away when I close either eye. It isn't related to my brain, at least, we don't think so. But, apparently the fact that it doesn't go away when I close 1 eye is actually less concerning than if it did go away. How bizarre. Anyways, I stumped two more doctors last night, and one actually wants to know what the heck is wrong with me.