Star Munchkin

As you may have remembered, I before did a post on Munchkin, but now the munchkins are in Space!

I was a level 1 feline bounty hunter with a laser and a Sonic plasma barf grenade in my backpack, but I blew up a peaceful planet and loaned the GM my tapes, going up to a level 3. I lasered open the space door in front of me, meowing playfully. I was scared until I found out it was only a whiz kid sidekick. I was so curious I opened up the next door and found a school of gadgeteers. I remembered there was a level 2 face hugger in my backpack, so I took it out and had my whiz kid bore it until I decided to laser it in the head, and then clawed it's dead body up, going to level 4. I found a plot device that could let me get any thing like my face hugger back from the dead, or blow up another peaceful planet. I decided not to yet.

My trader friend supported the GM with bogus science, becoming a level 2 with a foof gun.
He teleported the door away, and found doctors who would make him a mutant. he decided to be a mutant with 3 hands. He also took out an alien pet for mutants. He looked a round a little farther and found a friendly monster. My whiz kid entered in the code for the next door. I guess it's good to have a smart twit. There was a faithful robot there. I decided to kill my stupid whiz kid, and have the faithful robot instead. I found another open door, and found that I had suddenly become a girl. How freaky is that! I looked further in to find a brain in a jar.
My friend decided to have his pet claw his door open. he found some radiation to put on monsters. He took out a space cowboy, which he threw the radiation at, but then teleported away. he found 3 treasures, but he didn't let me see. he found out how to walk on 1 foot, making him hold 4 hands worth of items, but could only hold 3 more because he was holding the foof gun, and took out a symbiotic partner he couldn't use.
I had my robot saw down the door, and my laser was suddenly evil and gave me a penalty of 2. I found another door and found an ogre. I fainted on the spot. When I came to, I tried to run. I ended up making it away, but was still a girl. My friend opened the next door, and found a loud hairy alien. he put an orb of prediction into his backpack.
I found another door and lost my nonexistent armor. more people wanted to make me a gadgeteer. I then became a gadgeteer and bounty hunter. My friend found another door and made it so monsters could be computerized. he discarded a solar flare. I found a new door, with an astro-muskrat space pirate, which my "friend" made computerized. I threw a sonic plasma barf grenade at to kill. I found a cellophane space suit and monolith, making me level 6. My friend kicked down the door, and became a squid, so I laughed at him. he found a monster that was friendly.
I scratched the next door open, and found a beautiful assistant. I found a new door with doctors to make me a cat. I asked my fellow munchkin if he would help me against the Space Vampire. he said for 1 treasure. He teleported it away. I gave him the big red button. I took out my maser and combined it with my laser, and undid my top button, making me a level 7.
He kicked down a door and found a school for psychics, but decided to battle a bug-eyed monster that was larger against him because he was a mutant. he used his big red button to kill it. he started to use a low-tech persuader without the foof gun.
I kicked down a new door and found captain quirk, and killed him. I got 2 levels, because I was a female. I became a level 9, and found a raser and buzzglove. My friend kicked down a door and killed a blob with his low-tech persuader. He found a pair of x-ray specs. I kicked down a new door, and found an eep, but it was stronger than it looked, and was actually level 3, but I still killed it. And became level 10. And crushed my friend. And laughed. And won.

Remember, this is a fictional card game, do not try this at home, or your nearest space station. It might be hard, as there are no real cat humans or mutants.