Spider-man

Spider man is an awesome game. I think it is very fun because you beat up enemies, with different combos, and different abilities, so I think it is very fun. The game is simple enough to play. First, you decide yow you want to move, and your control style, which I don't understand at all. Anyways, you can learn how to play through training. To attack in classic, Square to punch, Circle to kick and triangle to use your web abilities, x to jump, L1 to lock on to enemies, and R2 to web swing. All in all, fairly easy. More to come.

Mario Party 7

Hello There. As you may guess, this blog post is about Mario Party 7 for the gamecube. It is an easy, yet fun game. You can play as several different characters, but you have to buy 2 of them. All you do is go around the board doing various tasks to win by getting stars. There are many different boards to choose from, and there is a single player mode. Generally, there is a mini-game at the end of every turn, but only in Party mode, but not in Solo cruise. There are many things to get in Mario party 7, all of which you can buy by getting Travel milage by completing a board. All in all, a simple game. Good-bye for now.

Naruto: Ultuimate ninja 2

Hello there. I just want to talk about a game I got only a while ago called NARUTO: ULTIMATE NINJA 2. It is an awesomely fun game that I am awesome at. The controls are very simple. x to jump, circle to attack, triangle to get higher levels of chackra used for special abilities, square to throw the current weapon, which you won't always have, R1 and L1 to cycle through the available weapons, and R2 and L2 to guard/ perform substitution jutsu. To perform the substitution jutsu, essentialy push the R2/L2 buttons rapdly as an enemy attacks to appear behind and attack. Every character has a different secret technique, used by pushing the triangle button 1, 2, or 3 times. Whenever you push it 3 times, if you make it all the way through, your character goes into their form of ultimate mode. More to come as I learn more about the game.

Surprise!

Hey everybody. I just got back from a trip, that was long, but fun. We left on Friday, and came back today. On Friday we left, drove in dad's Sebring, ate lunch at Sonic, got rained on 3 times, saw my friend Kurt, who is also my godfather, and went to an arcade. On Saturday, we had a lot of fun at Six Flags Magic Mountain. We did many rides, including: Tatsu(10/10), X(10/10), Scream(10/10), viper(10/10), Deja Vu(11/10), Revolution(10/10), Riddlers Revenge(10/10), Collosus(10/10), Goliath(10/10), 3 haunted houses(0/10), gearworks(10/10), and a rock wall(5/10), and played at an arcade(1000/10). After that, we went back to the hotel, and went to sleep. On Sunday, we had breakfast, drove home, and read to kill a mockingbird in the car, and thats all. I had an awesome 3 days, with most of 2 days in the car. I extremely hated the haunted houses because I held my dad's hand through 2 of them, and most of the first one. I never want to do them again. Also, they changed colossus, and made it so you go on backwards, so you don't see where your going, which is so cool. Okay, bye.

Update.

Hello everyone, I am at a new place in Twilight Princess. It is called the Temple of time, with the map of the first room looking like a smiley face. I also now have a counselors appointment in a little while, and am doing a gratitude Journal. I also am bowling again. Okay, bye.

Book I'm currentley reading

i am currently reading The outsiders, which I've read once before and I've seen the movie once. That's all, but the book and movie are both pretty good.

rough draft of research report on rats

hey there here is my rough draft for my research report on rats.

Hello everyone, I just wanted to tell you something’s about rats. When you hear the word “Rat,” what do you think? You think of shadows, plague and disease, correct? But, those aren’t the only rats. Pet rats and vermin both have a very good sense of smell, but a pet rat is much softer, much nicer, and, although related to vermin by thousands of generations, don’t mind being in cages.

Rats as vermin have been around for thousands of years, while pet rats have possibly been around maybe a hundred years or so. Vermin rats generally bite and have fleas, but house rats love to climb and gnaw on things, which they actually need to do, to prevent their teeth from growing too big and getting infected. Pet rats have been bred for many years for different things, including different fur styles and eye colors. There are even rat shows with judges in places. Rats tails are also interesting, as they feel like snake skin, but they only feel like that, when your petting them from 1 direction. The other direction, they don’t feel like much at all.

There are different breeds of rats beside pet and vermin. For example, the Satin breed has fine, short yet dense, soft and silky feel to it. The coat has a unique appearance to it, with a lustrous and iridescent sheen. If there is some white, it is okay if it is a little yellow, or colored.

Odd eye is a very odd breed. Like all other breeds, the coat can be any color, but the eyes have to be 2 different colors, with either eyes being one of these colors: Pink, red ruby, dark ruby, brown, and black. The eye colors must be as different as possible, with the same clarity in each. The rat also should not favor one eye over the other.

The coat of the rex breed should be an even length, evenly dense, not that harsh with not many guard hairs. The coat should be wavy or curled, but, if it’s wavy or curled, it should be evenly. There should be less curl on the stomach, and the whiskers can be kinky, curly, or curved.

There are also different varieties, showing how the color should be distributed. If a rat’s variety is a self, it is all one color. If Irish, there should be a solid colored rat, with a white triangle on the stomach and white feet.

Some other varieties include hooded and bareback. A hooded rat has color on the head and shoulders, plus a small stripe down the back. A bareback rat has color on only its head and shoulders.

Some colors include silverfawn, mink, and champagne. A silverfawn colored rat has a pale apricot colored coat with silver guard hairs and pink eyes. A mink rat has a silver-brown coat with black eyes. A champagne rat has a warm creamy off-white to pinkish-grey coat with pink eyes.

Some more colors include blue, black, and white. A blue colored rat is not actually blue, but more like a slate-grey to pale grey-blue in color with black eyes. A black rat has a dark, glossy coat, often more of a chocolate color that black, usually silvered with black eyes. A white rat has a pure white coat and has pink eyes, giving it the nick-name PEW, or Pink-Eyed White.

Although people think of vermin when they hear the word “Rat,” the house pet variety are incredibly cute. Pet rats are incredibly soft and fuzzy. Some weird things about our rat are that she loves music, and also loves to tickle my ear with her nose, plus she can grab a piece of bread from me quickly, like she’s saying “Mine, mine,” although she is the only rat in the cage, which seems very funny, as well as love to lick your finger if you put your finger in.

okay, bye.

New Twilight princess weapons.

Hello there. I have 4 new weapons and 2 hidden skills to tell you about. The weapons are, the Master sword, the clawshot, the spinner, and the ball and Chain, or B&C for short. The master sword is a more powerful ordon sword that evil cannot touch. The clawshot is a grappling hook that is attached to your hand, in a way. The spinner is an ancient machine that you ride on that can go on walls when there are rails to ride on, plus a spin attack. The ball and chain is a heavy ball attached to a chain that you throw. You cannot move while trying to throw it, but you can adjust the angle for what you want to hit. The 2 hidden skills are the back slice, and the helm splitter. Both are awesome, and easy to use. To use the back slice, you first lock on to an enemy, move either left or right, tap the A button twice, then press the B button to slash the enemy from behind. The helm splitter cannot be used without the shield attack. to use the shield attack, lock on with L, and press R. It stuns the enemy shortly, allowing you to attack. To perform the helm splitter, which you can use on anything, you firs perform a shield attack, then quickly press A to jump up, and hit the enemy from behind the head, killing most easy enemies. Thats all. I'll keep updating you on new weapons and hidden skills.

Twilight princess update.

Hello everybody. I will be getting a new weapon, the spinner, but I can't remember it's powers. Anyways, I killed 4 poes (floating ghost things), which were, for the most part, very easy. I am also able to turn into a human or wolf when ever nobody human is near. I will tell you more later.

Fun things to search on youtube.com and Metroid prime update.

Okay, so, as you may have guessed, you tube has some fun things to search, but my favorites are Naruto full blasted humor, Naruto randomness, and Naruto fan flash, all of which are awesome, plus Crazy frog. In metroid prime, I just killed, in my opinion, one of the hardest bosses, though I only had to kill him twice (once for me, once for Matt), and it only took me 2 tries on my file. Anyways, you have to lock on to his phazon armor, shoot with either your plasma beam, or missles to blow off the armor, then when it's all gone, turn on the X-ray visor, wait, make sure your power beam is charging, wait, run, press the Y button when you see him, and you will hurt him. You have to do this 4 times, but at times, if you do it correctly, you can actually only have to kill the armor once, which makes the game easier. Anyways, once you kill him, he crushes you, and phazon is infused into your suit, and then... Ta-Da!!!!! You have the phazon suit and phazon beam, which you can't use except in pure phazon, which you saw on the omega pirate, and against the final boss. Later.

cool thing in twilight princess

Hey everybody. Want to know something? I'm a wolf again!!! I became a wolf after killing Morpheel, a crazy looking boss. And I mean scary as all hell, people! anyways, it starts easy, put on iron boots, clawshot his eye (gotten by killing a very ugly toad), and whack it a couple of times, then, it comes out, so then you must lock on to its eye, clawshot to it when possible, and slash it 4 times. does this a couple times, it goes blind, hits a wall, and dies. kind of simple. anyways, grab a heart container from killing it, go to Midna, save after leaving, and become a wolf!!!! I think that's cool. anyways, Midna gets sick and stuff, so you have to get her to princess Zelda. when you get to her, Midna puts you before her, trying to get you human again. anyways, your still a wolf, and now need to get the master sword, the best sword in the game, not only allowing you to turn wolf when ever needed, but it is also stronger than your original Ordon sword. More to come.

Me.

Hello everyone. just thought I would tell you what I think about myself. I am a big, fat, short, ignorant slob who can't pass an assessment after studying for it, getting the same percent as the time before. Those are ny thoughts about myself.

The legend of zelda: twighlight princess

Hello there. It's me again, and just wanted to tell you about a game I got at Christmas that I'm not that good at. It is a fun game. You control Link, an elf(I think, but just look at those ears! those look like an elf to me). Anyways, this guy has to deliver a sword, but got injured, or something. Then you take control of Link and coral some goats into a pen, then jump a couple of gates to get home and sleep. after that you wake up, do some jobs to get some rupees(cash in this game) and buy a slingshot for 30 rupees. After that, a wooden sword is delivered to your house, but a spider is on the vines to get up there, so you shoot it, it falls down and dies, you go up, and get a wooden sword! It isn't that great, but it's a weapon, right? So, you get to test your sword on a scarecrow, and make some fake wooden swords for some kids(I think Links a teenager) and they chase after a monkey, and get lost, so you kill enemies using your slingshot, sword, and light some stuff with a lantern you get for free. pretty good, right? So, you rescue the kid, who gets in trouble, and heard goats again, except there are more goats, and jump a fence to get out. You go to sleep, talk to a girl named Ilia, who is then kidnapped, after you get knocked unconscious. When you wake up, you try and rescue Ilia, but get into the shadow realm, and, this is the coolest part, you turn into a wolf! I find it kind of cool, personally, but, hey, not everybody's interested in an elf who becomes a wolf. so, your unconscious, wake up, as a wolf, in jail, and this strange creature helps you escape. Kind of weird, but, ok. so, you escape, climb up really high with the weird creature on your back, except to help you at points. Then, after much shadow enemy slaying, you find Princess Zelda! What the heck is she doing in the shadow realm!? You growl at her, not knowing who she is, but hey, you were supposed to deliver something to her, but don't know what she looks like, but you do know now. To be continued.

Card Games

Hello everybody. I'm here to talk about some new card games I've played lately. I have played Old Maid, Crazy 8's, and go fish. I have played old maid quite a bit, and think it is quite fun. The way you play is you take out 1 of the 4 queens and set it aside. Once that is done, you shuffle, cut, and deal the cards, and there shouldn't be an even amount of cards in each players hand, but their can be. The way the game starts is, once all the previous stuff is done, you put all your pairs out in front of you, one person takes a card at random from the player to their right, and put it in their hand. If it makes a pair, put the card you got and the card that it makes a pair with, and put them in front of you, and it keeps going like this until everybody except for 1 person has no cards, and the person with the 1 card has the leftover queen, and becomes the old Maid, losing. In crazy 8s, shuffle the whole deck, and deal 5 cards to each player if there are more then 2 players, and 7 cards if there are 2 players. Once the cards have been dealt, you take the top card and put it next to the deck, face up. Who ever is to the right of the dealer goes first, and must play a card of the same suit or number. for example, if there is a six of diamonds on top of the pile, you have to either play a diamond, or a six. The eights can be any suit, including the suit the eight already is, but who would do that? The game continues like this until 1 player has no cards left, and is declared the winner. I'm sure you all know how to play go fish, but just to make sure, I'll tell you. So, you shuffle and cut the deck, dealing 7 cards if there are 2 players, and 5 cards if there are more. once that has happened, you decide what house rules you will use. Our family has it so you have to get pairs, not books, or four of a kind, and if you run out of cards, you get dealt back in with three cards, also, if you draw what you asked for from someone, of from the deck, you get to go again. Thank you for reading. More card games to come.

Update!

Hello Everybody. I've got some good news referring to my file in Metroid Prime. In fact, spectacular news. I just got the most powerful beam in the game, the Plasma beam. I won't deny it, it was hard to get, but it was worth it. The Plasma beam can kill most enemies in one charge shot. In reference to my books, I have read the 10th book and am working on the 11th book in A series of unfortunate events, which is a little sad, but not as sad as something that happened a couple days ago. We had 2 rats, but one of them, Amidala, died a little while ago. It made me really sad. But I'm over it now. In fact, I have good news regarding .hack. I got from level 34, to 38 in one dungeon, in one half hour! I think thats amazing. I mean, I fought this really hard enemy called the holy eater. It has about 800 health, which was my Max at level 34, so it was really hard. It came in teams of 2, and thats not the coolest part! It can heal itself up! I know I should be ticked off that it can give it self more health, but I like it! It adds an extra challenge to it, and I liked that. In fact, I got myself a new weapon, the spin axe! It is 2 blades, enabling me to use a couple of other skills I can only use while I have the twin blades as my weapon, and those skills are pretty cool. Anyways, I have had a lot of fun playing Metroid prime and .hack, I love those games. In fact, there are 2 other Metroid Prime and .hack games, not including the series before the .hack game I have that is completely different. More updates to come, on 1 specific thing from now on.

Books I've been reading lately.

I have been reading many books lately, starting and finishing some series. I am in the process of reading "The series of Unfortunate Events", after just finishing the 9Th book in the series of 13, I have finished the first 4 books in the Guardians of Ga'hoole series. It is about a group of owls who join another group, all of the owls in the first group orphans. Their parents were all killed, or died one way or another. The get to the Ga'hoole tree to join and fight against the forces of evil, including Metal Beak, who is Soren, a Barn owl's big brother, Kludd. The group who joins the Guardians of Ga'hoole, consist of Soren, Glyfie, Twilight, and Digger. Soren is a Barn owl, Glyfie is an Elf owl, Twilight is a Great Gray owl, and Digger is a burrowing owl. In the first book, the owls join up and find Mrs. Plithiver, a blind nest snake. Once they all find Mrs. Plithiver is found, they journey to the Ga'hoole tree and get side tracked on the way. I have also read the tales of the odyssey. I have also read the Bartimeus trilogy, a series of books about a djinn, a demon who can use magic, not like magicians in real life do. His master is Nathaniel, a 12 year old apprentice, not supposed to have summoned Bartimeus. More to come.

Medtroid Prime Update!!

Update on Metroid Prime! I am incredibly far and just got myself something new! I got.....(drum roll) The Grapple Beam!!!!(Yeah!)(Wooh-hoo!)(Good Job!) Thank you, thank you. now, I bet you're wondering what it does, right? Well, It's quite simple. You hold the R button to look at grapple points, and should want there to not be any enemies because the enemies could knock you down. So, once there are no enemies, you hold the L button when looking at the grapple point, make sure the point is yellow, then lock on by holding L, and, voila! You lock on, extend your left arm out, launch a beam from your arm, and you start swinging! To switch grapple points, or stop swinging, hold the L button, and you will stop swinging on that grapple point, and can go onto others through the same process. If you wish to turn around, or move faster, using the control stick, press forward as you move forward, and backward as you move backward to gain momentum, and move faster, or press and hold left and right to turn. Once I got the grapple beam, I used it to go to a room I couldn't get to before, which allowed me through a door I knew about, but couldn't get to before. Once I got through there, I found out I had gone backwards, and proceeded to go through the Phazon mines in the same way. I have the missles, charge beam, wave beam, ice beam, super missles, wave buster, morph ball, bomb, boost ball, spider ball, power bomb, varia suit, and gravity suit. There is not much else I can get except for the Ice spreader, plasma beam, flamethrower, phazon suit and phazon beam. I'll blog more soon.

Metroid prime

Hello Again. I am here to tell you about metroid prime. Metroid Prime is part of the Metroid series, in which you control a female named Samus Aran. She has a special power suit, made by the Chozo, an ancient race of aliens.
In the beginning of Metroid Prime, Samus has gotten a distress call from nearby a planet named TallonIV. She goes to where the distress call came from, not knowing that it was from the space pirates, another race of aliens who killed her parents when she was much younger. You didn't actually think that she was alone from birth, did you? She is human. So, she heads to the distress call and you take control of her, and learn how to play. so you take down some force fields and find space pirates. Oh, crap. Luckily, most of them have been damaged, and either are, or are close to dieing, so they shouldn't give you much trouble, but you can still scan them.
Suddenly, a fully healthy space pirate will attack you. It will be slightly harder than the weakened ones. Then, you fight a parasite queen. It is protected by a force field that is easy to shoot through, but first you have to find a specific spot in the force field that you can shoot through. After doing enough damage to it, the force field will spin around, as it is also separated. After enough damage, the Parasite queen will die, and the space ship is going to explode in 7 minutes. Time to run.
You will kill more space pirates as you get out, but, as you are almost about to leave, suddenly, there is an explosion, and a lot of bad stuff happens. You lost several abilities you didn't really get to use, but to list them, you lost your Varia suit, missles, charge beam, morph ball, and bombs. Once you get out, you land on TallonIV, with hardly any abilities. It looks like you will have to gain them back to save the planet. More to come. All comments are welcome.

Kingdom hearts 2

Hello everybody, I would like to tell you about Kingdom hearts 2. It is a very fun game, very similar to the original kingdom hearts, but easier, and has a lot more special things you can do. You start off as Roxas, a regular teenager who doesn't know it, but has a special ability. He goes to a sandlot and picks one of three weapons that you can choose from. One of the weapons increases your attack by 1 point, another, defense, and the last, magic. after that, you learn more about the game, and start off with a fight against Seifer. when you win, you then see a strange creature that you follow to a strange mansion. You try to attack it, and fail. suddenly, you get the keyblade, not knowing what it is, and am able to kill the creature. After that, you go back to your friends and start working to get munny to go somewhere. The jobs are easy. One of them requires you to be on a skateboard, pressing the triangle button to deliver letters, which is quite similar. another requires you to hit a ball into the air and get munny. yet another has you hit a package up a hill to a garage, with as much time as needed. The faster you do it, the more munny you get.
More information later on. All comments are welcome.

Why am I so stinking low on the percentiles, dagnabbit?!?!?!?!?!?

Hey every body. I used to think I was tall, But i'm not! at 78.6 pounds and 4foot 11 and1/2, at 12 years of age, I am 10th percentile in weight and only 30th percentile in height!!! I knew I didn't weigh much, but 10th percentile?!?!?!?!? What the hell, man?
All comments are welcome.

.Hack Update!!!! Breaking news!!!!!

Breaking news on my .Hack game!!!! I am a Level 34 Adept Rouge Using the flame sword that is a broadsword, Hold and release type!!! I am wearing the Absorb defense and Magic Fire Bell!!!! I have to defeat the Team that has Kuhn, Pi, and Antares, who are all incredibly hard to beat. I have to seriously level up if I am to win.
All comments, including negative comments, are asked for.

Shonen Jump

I love Shonen Jump. For me, there is nothing better than a fire, a cup of hot cacao, and the newest issue of Shonen Jump. Shonen Jump is one of the best magazines in the world. They have multiple types of manga that can appeal to most people. There are 8 different manga. They have most likely been turned into tv shows and made a little different, but they are mostly similar. They also feature contests, information on video games, and fan art, plus news about when new volumes of Shonen jump manga volumes will come out, and when the next issue will come out in stores. Being subscribed can be very good. For example, if you subscribe, not only do you save money, you can also get special sneak previews of tv shows. You also get issues of Shonen Jump earlier that other people.. Remember, they are sold for $5 at your local Safeway, and the newest issue is available the first Tuesday of the month.

Munchkin dungeon

This is a story based on a game of munchkin. Don't try what you read at home, kids.

I started by bribing the GM with food, so he gave me a level. I took out a magic lamp just in case and kicked down the door. I found a level 1 maul rat behind the door with a little treasure. I kicked it and stomped it a bit and grabbed it's treasure. I found only a transferral potion in her treasure, but hey, it might be useful.
I watched my friend grab a tasty pie before he kicked down the door. He found the Level 10 Dopplegangsters behind the door The pie would be of no use, so he tried to run. He managed to get out of their quickly. I kicked down the door and found a bad donkey. I called the genie to make him vanish. I found a liquid wench and a flaming poison potion.
My comrade kicked down the door and found a a level 2 bunny, which he threw the pie at and kicked. He found some treasure that he didn't let me see. I kicked down the door and lost my armor, but I wasn't wearing any. So I took a look inside and found some dead sea trolls. Luckily, they didn't want to fight so I stuffed them in my pants.
My comrade kicked the door and found a Level 17 seven year lich. He ran away, and wasn't pursued. I kicked down the door and found a Level 16 fowl fiend. I tried to run, but failed, so it tried to take my head off, making me lose 2 levels. That really hurt. My comrade found another door and kicked it down while I had a headache. He found 3,872 level 10 orcs, and tried to run. He lost 3 levels, sending him to level 1 as well.
I took out my liquid wench and flaming poison potion, kicked down the door and found the orcs again, except they were risen from the dead.I failed to run away, and was stomped to death. My comrade kicked down a different door when I came back. He found a pack rat that offered to give him a treasure, but, since he took my Transferal potion, he sent it after me. I used my liquid wench to distract it as I kicked it in the face 4 times. I went up a level and found a casino that I managed to stuff in my pocket.
I drank a potion of general studliness to go up a level and took out my freezing explosive potion, along with my flaming poison potion. I kicked down the door and found a level 8 face sucker. I threw my potions at it to kill it. I found a hypnosis kit and a wand of dowsing. I found another magic lamp, and hypnotized the GM into giving me a level. My comrade found a door and kicked it down. We were hit with a smell worse that a thousand skunks. It turned out it was puke we were smelling because there was a pukachu in the room. He tried to run and got puked on.
I kicked down a new door and found a church, which made me a cleric. I decided to take Kali out of my backpack and make it vanish using my magic lamp. I took the treasure and gave the GM 1000 gold pieces, so he gave me a level. I put on an occasionally reliable amulet, took out some hot sauce and an electric radioactive acid potion, took the casino out of my backpack, and sold a rapier of unfairness to play. I ended up getting lucky enough to get the ability to invoke obscure rules and get a wishing ring. I invoked the obscure rules to go up a level.
My comrade thought it was unfair, but he kicked down a door, swearing under his breath. He found nothing but decided to take a better look. He didn't let me see what he found. I found what seemed like the hundredth door and kicked it down and found some level 4 harpies, which my comrade made under dressed, making them more powerful. I had them eat my pepper sauce, which gave me the chance to strangle them. I found the other ring and a staff of napalm, which I couldn't use.
My comrade found a new door and was turned to bones. He wanted to see what else there was and became a wizard. I found another door, wondering when the dungeon would end, and kicked it down. I found a level 13 redneck tree, which I threw my Electric Radioactive acid potion at, and killed. I found a magnificent hat that I put on, a two handed sword that only required one hand to hold, but had two hands of it's own, and a gentleman's club, which I held in my other real hand.
My comrade found yet another door and kicked it down. It was a typographical error. He checked to see if there was anything else and found something that immediately zapped me, getting me to level 8. I got to another door which I kicked down and found something that turned monsters into babies. I found something that allowed monsters from my backpack in to a fight.
My comrade found another door That he kicked down, getting a sword that monsters can use. He found something else as he went further inside, but he wouldn't let me see. I found a door that looked really familiar, and kicked it open. I didn't find anything special. I took a floating nose out of my backpack and killed it. I got a mace of sharpness, a restraining order, and some bells. I gave the bells to my friend, who had learned music, and forgotten magic when I gave the bells to him. I decided to be nice and make him human again.
He kicked open a new door, finding the IRS who demanded our income tax. He payed them with his bells, and I payed with my amulet. He found something else inside, But he didn't let me see. I kicked down another door and found squat. I looked further inside and found a stick figure. I gave my friend my staff, my wishing ring, and my restraining order.
He found another door, kicked it down and found a stoned golem. He waved to the golem and left. I found yet another door, and found some doctors who made me a gnome. I didn't like it, but, life goes on. I took a stick figure out of my backpack to fight against, and he sticked it to me because he thought I was a halfling. I still killed him and found the exit and left, leaving my partner behind.

Remember kids, don't try anything you just read, at home. It might hurt. Parents, make sure your kids don't get weapons and do anything they just read in this, because it could be hazardous to their health.

.Hack

Hello everybody. I'm going to tell you all about one of my new PS2 games. It's called .hack//G.U.vol.1//Rebirth. You start off as Haseo, Level 1 adept rouge, complete noob to the world, The worlds largest online multiplayer game. When you start, 2 people help introduce you to the game. So you invite them to your party, and go to a field.
As you start, everything is hunky-dory as you grab the treasure from the beast statue, guess what? That's right, you just got owned, dude. You is dead! Then, 8 months later, you are now Haseo, The terror of death, Level 133 PKKer of The world!!!! Yeah, you heard right, level 133. So, you fight a PKer named Tri-Edge. You think that you win, right? Wrong. You are Data Drained! Basically, everything that you had before that, you lost, including your weapons, emails, and armor, oh, and let's not forget, your levels. You were a level 133 one second, the next, your a level 1, being called a noob. That hurts, doesn't it? Don't worry, you can get up to level 50 in the game. Well, that's all, and all comments are welcome.

What happened on the day of my brothers birthday party

This is going to be a few paragraphs on what happened the day of my brother Jonathan's birthday party. First, the day started out normally, me getting up, doing my chores, and watching t.v. with breakfast. Ah, I forgot something. My friend Jason woke up while I was doing my chores. Yes, my friends had stayed the night! After some playing, filling eggs, and getting stuff to the truck, we went to the park. As we played, suddenly, I hear Jonathan crying! I'm like, oh, crud, if this happens before the birthday, just think what will happen during the party! When I go to see him, he's got a bloody nose, and is covered in tanbark, getting the shirt he just got today dirty!
Later on, once he's cleaned up, we move on to the pinata. Once it's whacked open, before I get a turn, everyone crowds in, making me not get much. So, since I'm ticked off, I go and give my stuff to Jon. Then I head outside to the Jump house by myself. Suddenly, some of my friends come in and ask me whats wrong, and I start yelling at them, saying, "None of your beeswax!"
Then, we go onto the Easter egg hunt. I start off not finding many eggs, and then people start stealing eggs I should have gotten. I once again get ticked off and give my eggs to Ian. Then I go inside and sit in a corner. Then when I'm allowed out of the corner, I grab a book and sit in a chair. Suddenly, Jason comes along and gives be some of his eggs. I refuse and, when he asks whats wrong, I scream, none of your beeswax! So I sit there, reading my book, and there are ants all over me. So I get up and brush the ants off me.
After that, since there's cake, I decide to have some. After cake, everyone goes home. When we get home, mom orders pizza, and we play some games. Once pizza arrives, we eat it while watching Doctor Who. Then, when dad asks who wants to come with him to get Jason and Lance home, I decide to come along. Once we get there, they get out and leave, and I decide to get in the front. So we go home and I head straight to bed.
Thats what happened on the day of my brothers birthday. Remember, all comments, including how things about it could be better, are welcome.

First time at Gymtowne Gymnastics

Thanks for that comment, patricia. In fact, I was thinking of showing everyone a Memoir I wrote a long time ago.

My first time at Gymtowne Gymnastics.

By Christopher Davis.

Hello, my name’s Christopher. If your parents are constantly bugging you to do some physical activity, this is the story for you. This is a story about Gymtowne Gymnastics and the stuff you can do there.

“Hurry up, mom! Let’s go to my trampoline free trial,” I said.

“Okay, Christopher. Just let us get ready to go,” Mom replied.

“I’ll go ahead mom. See you there,” I said, running out the door, heading towards Gymtowne.

I had a good first impression of Gymtowne. I thought it would be fun. I was wrong.

When I went in there, the smell of sweaty kids doing gymnastics hit me. PU!!! I really hated that smell. I thought a skunk couldn’t have smelled any worse.

I met my instructor, John, who seemed to be very encouraging. He had me start by doing some stretches on the floor. Then I got to start bouncing on the trampoline!

I struggled to do a seat drop even though I wasn’t quite sure how. John had showed me how on the carpet, but I soon learned that things on the carpet aren’t as easy up in mid-air. I got mad about that. I tried again, but I got really embarrassed after I messed up a few more times. I absolutely hated it.

I went up to Jon, “I stink!!!”

“Keep trying, Christopher,” John said, “would you like to see something funny?”

“Sure,” I replied.

“Okay.” John turned to one of my classmates. “Hey, will you do a seat drop, doggie drop, stomach drop?” The classmate knew what John was talking about, but he messed up anyway. I thought it was funny.

“Just remember, Chris. The more that you do this, the more fun it gets.” John said.

I trusted Jon about what he had said, so I decided to do the real thing. He had been right about it getting more fun the more you do it. At that time I hated it. Now, I love trampoline class. At first I was only good at tuck jump/straddle jump. Now I’m good at that, seat drop, doggie drop, stomach drop, ½ turns, full turns, corpse, (also known as back drop) headunders, split jumps, three clap jumps and I just mastered swivel hips.

My favorite trick is seat drop, doggie drop, headunder. It’s like doing a forward roll on the carpet; instead you do it on the trampoline. It’s a really fun trick.

So far I have finished one routine in trampoline class. The routines are pretty hard to do. I am currently working on the second routine but I need to learn airplane landings and pike bounces first.

I started taking boys’ gymnastics about a month after I started trampoline. My instructor for that class is Ryan. We always start off having some fun on the trampoline and then doing some stretches in his class. My favorite stretch is the bridge. I’m really good at that one.

There are lots of fun things to do in the boys’ gymnastics class. I’ve been learning to do sole-circle hangs, glide swings, and pullovers. We also do beam work sometimes. I really love vaulting! Ryan actually bought me an AstroPop for doing a perfect straight jump from the vaulting board into a stick landing.

I’ve already gotten one ribbon in level one gymnastics. It was kind of easy to get and I’m working on my light blue ribbon now. I’ve been working at it for a while and I’m also working a little bit on the black ribbon.

If you live nearby Gymtowne, you can probably go and do some gymnastics or trampoline classes. You’ll start off doing easy stuff. If you can endure gymnastics long enough, you can earn ribbons for doing different floor or bar tricks. There are also teams that you can join. If you’re taking the gymnastics just for exercise, don’t join the teams. Then you would have to work your butt off and you would be doing championships that are really hard.

Gymtowne is the best place to go and do P.E. (also known as physical education) every week until your mom or dad forgets to pay the tuition. Then you can’t go to Gymtowne because they don’t like it when your parents forget to pay. Sorry, but that’s just the way it is.

I really hope you enjoyed learning more about Gymtowne and all the fun stuff you can do there. I hope to see you there sometime!

Remember, all coments are welcome, including one's that say how something is wrong and should be changed, are welcome.

Mega Ninja Swordsman

Hey everyone. This is me, Christopher. I've been working on a story lately, so, could you give me your comments? Thanks.

Mega Ninja Swordsman

By Christopher Davis

Hello, my name is Christopher Davis. By day, I’m a regular school kid who plays video games after school. At night, however, it’s a completely different story. At night, I become the superhero known as, “Mega Ninja Swordsman.” I have all the powers/weapons of Megaman, Naruto, and Himura Kenshin.

Not many evildoers can escape me. I never kill the evildoers. I might confuse them with a smoke bomb and then handcuff them. Sometimes I throw Shuriken or Kunai. Sometimes I break bones with my Sakabato. At other times I use chips to make them feel things, like their arm has been blown off, but it doesn’t actually happen. I just use virtual reality to make them feel something, without hurting them. I might throw Senbon at them in the neck to give the appearance of death, but they don’t actually die.

I’ve battled thieves, murderers, but most of the time, their just guys on drugs. Sometimes, however, people try to murder me for fame in the underworld. However, they always do it when I’m sleeping.

They don’t know this, but my weapons are hidden inside, and attached, to my body. The password to get my weapons on the outside is “Szadek”. The password to get them off of my body is “Keyblade”. However, if anyone says “Szadek” or “Keyblade” in my room, besides me, my defense robot instantly appears and throws the evildoers in jail.

I have gotten hurt before. I was shot in the arm by a murderer. That was the first and last time that I was ever hurt. Um, could you wait a sec? Okay. Uh huh. Got it. Could you please wait one second? Thanks. Biff! POW! Blam! Slash! Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!! Okay, maybe not last. (Glance at arms) Okay, that does kind of hurt. First, I had my left hand sliced off, and then my right arm was blasted with a freaking shotgun!

Well, as I always say, Hakuna Matata. No worries. Really, all I have to do is go to my room, say “Sora”, and I will automatically have any injuries heal, including making me a robotic hand and arm that looks exactly the same with the same weapons as well. But, later, when I get older and have more injuries, it might be that it only has weapons, and no extra body parts. If that happens, I would have to clone my arms and legs, but if I do that too much, it might break down. Crash! Ah, crud!!!!!!!! What the heck happened!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Could you wait one second? Thank you. Buzz! Clang! Okay, finished. I just had to rebuild the cloning machine. It breaks down sometimes. Ah. Well, good night. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. (8 hours later) Yawn. Good morning. Well, I need to go eat breakfast. See you later. (1 hour later) Sorry, had to do my chores after breakfast. School doesn’t start until 9, so I can talk to you for a bit.

One of my favorite games to play is called “Dragon Drive”. It’s a game where you get a mobile phone and card with your dragons name and stats on it. Then, when you start playing it in a virtual reality city. You transmit your thoughts to your dragon to make it move and attack. If you are of pure heart, you and your dragon will move in sync. When your dragon is defeated, it’s game over, but you are still able to play, you just have to wait for you dragon to heal.

Oops, school time. Can you wait for a while? Thanks. If you go downstairs my parents won’t be mad to see you. I already told them that you’re staying for a little while. (2 hours later) Yeah, I know, I’m already home from school. You should also know that my parents know that I’m a superhero.

Well, today was a Tuesday, meaning school got out early. And school was just mostly review and tests. Let me guess, you talked to my parents earlier, right? How old do you think they are? 34? Wrong. They are actually 137 years old. Yeah, you heard right, 137. The year right now is 2200. They were born in 2063. Since then, everyone looks younger than they actually are. I look 13, don’t I? Well, I’m actually 20. No, I don’t have a wife and kids or car yet. You have to look the ages in order for it to happen. As in, you have to look 15 ½ to do the written test. But yes, I am in college. In fact, I’m going to graduate tomorrow. No, I was kidding. I am 13 and in 7^th grade, not 20 and in college. I was also joking about my parents but not what year it is. Beep Bleep. Oh, hold on a sec. Uh huh. Yeah. I see. Okay, bye. Sorry, that was the police chief. He was telling me that some guys are robbing a bank. I’m taking care of them in a sec. Would you like to watch me? Okay follow me. Szadek! Vworp! Yeah, this is how I look regularly. My kunai and shuriken are in one of my pockets and my sword is right in its scabbard. Come on, let’s go. Okay, here we are. Hmmmm, 3 of them, huh? Well, shouldn’t be that hard. Kong! Slice! Blam! Shunk! Don’t worry, their all alive. I hut one guy upside the head with the handle of my sword, sliced at one with a kunai and made him feel like I blew a hole through his stomach and threw a Senbon in the side of the last one’s neck to give the appearance of death. Well, to the prison with these guys. Szadek! I’m okay, though the hairs on the back of my neck did stand on end. Always happens right after a fight. Wow. It’s lunch time. Didn’t know what time it was. Ah well, lets head home. Normally, there aren’t many criminals this early in the day. Generally they attack at night. So having to fight them in the day is kind of strange. Oh well, see you later.

Just starting out

I'm setting this up for Chris so that he has a place he can start getting out his thoughts and feelings. Watch for his updates on whatever he wants to ramble about.

--His Mom