Thursday, October 23, 2008

Percy, stop fighting monsters, it's time for school

Yet again, a joke, this time on a book seires. Percy is a seemingly normal boy with ADHD and dyslexia. He has been kicked out of every school he's gone too. His mother takes him to a beach, and a storm appears. They hed to a summer camp, and Percy kills the minotaur. Yes, it is real. However, it seemingly killed his mother, making her dissapear in a cloud of golden dust. The summer camp is called Half Blood Hill, and Percy is most definetley not full human. He is a half blood, the child of a god and a mortal. As he goes through his time there, Clarisse, a child of Ares, tries to dunk his head in the toilet. He feels a tug in his gut, and all the water fixtures start spilling water everywhere. However, he is completely dry.

To Be Continued. This is just from The lightning thief, but there are 5 boks, and I have and I've read the first 4. The 5th is going to be the best of them all. I can feel it.

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